Follow the rules, jerk

If you put small baggage in the overhead bins—baggage that could and should be placed under the seat—then there is something wrong with you.  Where is your humanity?  Those bins are meant for larger items—not your backpack or coat.  People like you make it so other passengers have to check their bags because there is no more room in the overhead bins.  I get angry when I see little ass bags taking up space in the overhead bins.  Put it under your fucking seat so there is enough space for the rest of us, you selfish bastard you.  You are the worst type of human being.

She sucks.  This bag could easily go under the seat. 

They don't suck.

                                                     

The problem with the Friend Zone

I get it, guys.  Really, I do.  With every issue, I try to see both sides.  I am very opinionated but fair; I try to take multiple perspectives into account before reaching a final conclusion.

So when I say I get why you hate being relegated to the so-called "Friend Zone", I'm telling the truth.  Who likes being strung along?  But let me break it to you:

No one owes you sex.  No one owes you a relationship.  No one owes you his or her attraction.  You are owed respect and kindness, nothing more.

A woman is not a bitch because she wants to stay friends with you.  It might seem unfair to you that she won't fuck you, but GET OVER IT.  Life is unfair, and it's also unfair for you to assume that if you listen to her enough/spend enough money on her/are "there" for her enough that the proper payment for this investment of energy and/or cash should always be a healthy slice of vagina.  False.

I admit that I sound like a bitter feminist, and for that I am ashamed.  I can't stand feminists, as you well know, dear reader(s).  But I also can't stand this sense of entitlement that I see around me.  A man who complains about being the Friend Zone cheapens the man-woman friendship.  He's basically saying that she's not worth being just friends with; after all, what's the point of a female friend if she won't let you inside her lady parts?

Not every chick is going to be attracted to you, or date you, or go to bed with you---no matter what a Nice Guy™ you are.  If you can't deal with that, perhaps you shouldn't have female friends.  

Ok, so maybe Bane deserves some ass....