| My sentiments exactly |
Turkey bacon is a crime against humanity. It's far worse than a mock turtleneck in terms of pretending to be something it's not. It doesn't taste anything like bacon, and it doesn't even taste that good. People who don't eat pork should just stop deluding themselves into thinking that they can actually enjoy turkey bacon as much as regular bacon. It will never go well with pancakes or scrambled eggs. At least if it's on a hamburger it can almost pass as edible since its taste is masked by yummy beef and ketchup. If you don't eat pork bacon, just don't bother buying anything else called "bacon." It's a waste of money. And a waste of mastication.
| Great t-shirt. But not as great as the One and True Bacon that inspired the shirt. |
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