Don't. Do. This.

A guaranteed way to tick me off is to text me really early in the morning, unless it's important.  I hate being woken up unnecessarily at some ungodly hour.  ESPECIALLY on a Saturday, but it applies to any other day as well.  If you need to text me, or respond to one of my texts from the night before, do me a favor and wait a few hours.  People can be so inconsiderate.  Just look at your gotdamn clock.  If it's 8:30 a.m. on a Saturday, chances are, most people in this age group will be asleep.  I keep my phone on all the time (usually on vibrate), even at night, in case of emergencies and in case The Fiance' calls.  He's the only person who can wake me up without me getting annoyed.  So listen, if I wake up bright and early to a text message, it had better not say "LOL."  or "Wanna hang out next Saturday?"  It had better say something like, "I just got carjacked.  Help!" or "I'm losing a lot of blood."