Netflix

                                                  

     The company is clearly on a mission to ensure that I don't achieve anything in life.  If I had been a subscriber as an undergraduate, there is a possibility that I would not have gotten my Bachelor's Degree.  I'd either be still in pursuit of a baccalaureate or I may have withdrawn from the university altogether. As soon as I think I'm done with Netflix, up pops some other documentary, foreign film, chick flick, rom-com, or television show that I add to my Instant Queue.  I can't get anything done.  I can't be an agent of social change.  I can't make the world a better place.  Netflix takes up so many hours of my day, sometimes I barely do anything productive.  I still bathe, of course, but even personal hygiene might be compromised if it weren't for the fact that I stream Netflix on my iPad while I'm in the bathtub (I'm a Windows person, but God Bless Apple's long-lasting batteries). 

        After seeing the other day that they had all seasons of Ren & Stimpy, I finally gave up.  After months of fighting it, Ren & Stimpy was the last straw.  I have no choice but to succumb to the Power of Netflix.