| Feeling a little breezy under there? |
Apparently, some people don’t wear knickers when trying
on wedding dresses. I went to David’s
Bridal a while back and like most bridal salons, the salespeople there are with
you at all times, even in the dressing room.
I know they’re there to help and some people are fucking ‘tards and
don’t know that you should be careful when trying on gowns, but it’s
embarrassing to have some stranger see me barely clothed. Because of this, I was very stiff when I
tried garments on; plus it was hot that day and I was kind of sweaty. I apologized to the saleswoman and told her
the reason I was so tense is because I was very self-conscious about my
body. Her reply? “Oh, honey, don’t worry about it. You’re actually wearing underwear, so you’re
all good.” She proceeded to say
something else about some people not coming with any drawers on and how
underwear is “all that she can really hope for.” Wow.
Has society become so uncouth that women would try on a wedding dress
with no fabric covering your arse? The
audacity! Just come back on a different
day if you didn’t wear panties. Or,
since the David’s Bridal I went to (and most of the other ones nationwide) is
in a fucking shopping center, why don’t you go next door and buy a pair of
panties before your bridal fitting, hmmm?
Is it too much to ask that you not go into a fitting room in your birthday
suit? I don’t care if you got a
Brazilian wax and you just stepped out of the shower. It’s. Still. Gross.
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