I'm visiting back home in Michigan and, consequently, am fucking bored, so I'm going to list names that I think are old lady-ish. Longer list than I thought it would be.
If your name is on the list, please know I'm not insulting you. Some of these are perfectly nice names (Rose, for example), but these names are nonetheless better suited for the geriatric persuasion.
If your name is on the list, please know I'm not insulting you. Some of these are perfectly nice names (Rose, for example), but these names are nonetheless better suited for the geriatric persuasion.
- Agnes
- Agatha
- Mae
- Myrtle
- Ethel/Bethel
- Edith
- Elsa
- Geraldine
- Pearl
- Rose
- Muriel
- Flora
- Barbara
- Millicent (kind of a cool name but still old as fuck)
- Betty
- Opal
- Dorothy
- Anne (sorry, but it is. Anna is the younger version.)
- Maude (fucking Maude. I feel sorry for you.)
- Blanche (worse than fucking Maude.)
- Gertrude (worse than the two that preceded it. Worst name ever. If you named your daughter this, it means you hate her and/or you think she's the Antichrist.)
- Marge
- Midge
- Ruby
- Edna
- Bessie (this name is for a horse, not a precious baby girl)
- Evelyn (Sorry to my Nana, but the name is old. But it's ok, because she's old.)
- Eleanor
- Esther
- Viola
- Hattie
- Ada/Ida
- Edna
- Daisy
- Effie
- Olive
- Bernice
- Thelma
- Lucille
- Stella
- Susan (yes, it's old. Can you picture a little girl in kindergarten named Susan?)
- Viola
- Hazel
- Margaret
- Minerva
- Ruth
- Mildred
- Fannie
- Mamie (why? Just...why? Reminds me of slavery and comedic archetypes)
- Frances
- Gladys
- Thelma, which leads me to the next name--
- Louise
- Mabel (you were born a grandmother)
| Her name is 5,738% more likely to be one of the ones I listed than for it to be Ashley/Brittany/Caitlin/Megan/Amy |
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